So You Think Going Breatharian Is Crazy Huh!?

But...

You buy and smoke cigarettes even though it says "SMOKING KILLS" on the packet.
You drink alcohol even though it makes you drunk and unable to control yourself.
You eat food just for the taste with no concern for what it's doing to your body.
You think food is nutritous because it says so on the packet.
You go to a complete stranger to tell you exactly what to eat so you don't get fat.
You work hard to earn money to pay for your food only to shit it all down the toilet.
You think getting sick is normal.
You think having organs surgically removed is normal.
You think 40 is old age.
You spend money on foods that addict you and then complain about the Matrix.
You feed your children the same foods that you know are unhealthy.
You think Vegan food is healthier than non-vegan food.
You won't eat dead animals for ethical reasons but you will eat living plants.
You eat food that has nothing to do with your body, then think it makes you strong.
You eat food and you think it gives you energy.
You eat man made food and you think it creates/gives life.
You have no issues with food addiction/obesity as long as you can keep it going.
You happy to be turned into a depressed, lazy out of shape coach potato.

I think I'll stick to Breatharianism thanks.