Wednesday 2 March 2011

So You Want To Go Breatharian...Ten Hot Tips!

People from all over the world ask me to teach them how to go Breatharian, they can get pretty pissed when I tell them to f*@k off, but the truth is, I just won't teach it, it's sacred information for sacred beings that are ready and when they are ready they will be shown their path. Now I'm not an unreasonable chap and I like to help folks when I can but as far as teaching folks how not to eat, well.

I guess I could do it if I was ruthless and take peoples money for teaching them how to do nothing, make them feel super duper spiritual and then send them off home, the trouble with that though is that as soon as they get home back to the wife/husband, kids, bills, mortgage, etc, they are back raiding the fridge like mindless savages or crack addicts....why? Well because this Breatharian thing is an evolution, it's not like studying for a driving test for 3 weeks and when you pass you get your license, no this is a serious transition that should take at least 15 years to evolve/transition to, adjust to the emotional stress of life and physical adjustments that will need to take place.

Yes 15 years, yeah, I said it...you see, in my opinion this Breatharian thing cannot and should not EVER be taught, it's a calling and an evolution that is personal to each individual and should stay that way, but of course no matter what I say people will always ignore what I say because in their rush to "be a breatharian" they strongly believe that they are the exception.

One of my pet hates is when I talk to people about staying safe and taking a 15 year transition towards Breatharianism and they go off and immediatley stop eating and drinking that same day and then they have the f*&king nerve to write and tell me they are doing it. This is why I don't like dealing with people and answering dumb azz questions because very few people have the common sense, restraint and dicipline to actually listen and stay safe. I have no right to tell people what to do because at the end of the day I don't know my azz from my elbow, I'm an expert of myself and my experience and if I was to teach I would only be teaching my experience and that's not good for anybody but me. This is why I simply share my own experience and insights that I have picked up along the way when I do my talks/walkshops.

Top Ten Tips To Going Breatharian.

1) When you look up Breatharianism on the internet you will see a bunch of definitions describing what Breatharianism is, please beware of these definitions as most if not all of them are written by skeptics that have no real understanding of what Breatharianism really is, they have no love for the lifestyle and their only intention is to discredit the lifestyle and Breatharians. Infact their definitions only serve to teach people how to starve themselves and put innocent people in hospital or the grave yard.

2) You may hear of these "chosen ones" that become instant Breatharians but the truth is that it takes a ton of hard work and you must expect to invest at least 15 years to evolve/transition off of cooked foods and on to the Breatharian lifestyle, 15 years may sound crazy but your body needs this time to adjust and you need to learn your life lessons so you can cope with life as a Breatharian, your life lessons will be personal to you.

3) You will need balls the size of watermelons to be able to put up with all the crap your going to get, so be mindfull that people will freak out and get extremely angry at you and as far as intimate relationships go forget it or just be patient as it's often not fair to ask or expect another to live as you do or tolerate how you need to live, even though they say it's ok, patients soon runs out and conflict arises. Often times by the time you are a Breatharian you will have changed drastically and will be on a totally different page to most people on the planet.

4) Save your energy, be a private warrior, you don't have to be public about what you do. The subject of not eating tends to bring out the azz hole in people so be careful about bringing the subject up unless you have learned your personal life lessons and can back up what you say. Remember, there's people specifically put in place to lie about you, discredit you and bring you down.

5) Never feel pressured to be pure, you will be living under CONSTANT suspicion the minute you declare your a Breatharian. If you want to eat then eat, if you want to drink then drink, if you want to cuss and have fights, then look at porn go do that, if you need to cleanse go do it. Don't stop yourself from doing what you need to do just because of what people will think or say. Chances are they already think your eating anyway so what difference does it make.

6) Don't worry about what other Breatharians are doing or how they transitioned, it's none of your business how they did it and you don't even know if they are really doing it, so just take care of yourself and do what you need to do to get the job done.

7) Just know that being a Breatharian is not about restricting yourself, if you need to restrict yourself then your not ready and that is perfectly ok, also if you find yourself restricting yourself while claiming to be a Breatharian then you are simply following the skeptics definition of the Breatharian lifestyle which is not the true definition and you are actually starving yourself.

8) The true definition of a Breatharian is "Someone that has evolved to the point where they can freely and consistantly function on their bodies own resourses and elements of nature".

9) Never ever let the medical profession do any tests on you what so ever! It's not for your greater good and serves you no purpose.

10) Don't forget to live life, have fun and don't let peoples questioning and skeptisism get to you or take away your energy. Remember, you are a divine light being first and a Breatharian only by description.

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